videophones and jet packs, that we had no trouble imagining

( IM meditations on *progress* )

RANDOM

I have discovered The Randomizer!

GOOD TO KNOW
Apparently the American government is not a sustainable phase, and eventually it breaks like a fever

WHERE'S THAT, KAFKA?
the cliff where absolute relativism meets a giant cockroach

AS MY EX LIKED TO SAY, NOT FUNNY HA-HA, FUNNY THE OTHER KIND
Most bizarre among the plans was one for the development of an "aphrodisiac" chemical weapon that would be funny if the terrorists win

READING LIST FOR YOUR FOUR-YEAR OLD NIECE
Heart of Darkness! (or possibly Thumbelina)

MOST BIBLICAL SPECIES EVER
hmmmmm, but it's called a lion's dove

NO, IT DIDN'T, BUT MAYBE IT SHOULD HAVE
a cell phone that shoots bullets happened when I started dating my ex-boyfriend

TWO BIRDS, ONE STONE
to win the war on terror and Ayn Rand

SHKLOVSKY SEZ:
familiar categories are prancing sissies

UNDERSTANDABLE CONFUSION?
that's not a soccer ball, that's Billy Corgan