Mar. 1st, 2005

YES!!!!!

Mar. 1st, 2005 06:17 pm
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I want this!!!

A cell phone that shoots bullets! ([livejournal.com profile] claudelemonde, I ride my bike around Brooklyn alone, at night, drunk. So I totally hear what you are saying!)


1. An electronic device with a concealed firearm comprising:
a housing having an interior face and an exterior face and a peripheral side wall there between and with a cavity therein, the housing having a plurality of buttons including a keypad and digital electronics;
a tubular wall with a rigid central bore adapted to function as the barrel of a firearm, the tubular wall having an interior end communicating with the cavity and an exterior end communicating with exterior of the housing;
a chamber for receiving a bullet formed of a shell and a slug adjacent to the interior end of the bore;
a striker element positioned on the side of the bullet with a point adapted to strike the shell at the rear face of the bullet to discharge the bullet and propel the slug thereof outwardly therefrom through the bore;
an actuator on the side of the striker remote from the bullet to initiate movement of the striker element into contact with the shell;
a mechanism when activated adapted to release the actuator to move the striker element and discharge the bullet;
a second mechanism positionable in association with the striker element and the bullet to constitute a safety; and
primary electronic components within the housing including electronic elements coupled between at least one of the buttons and the first plate to allow the bullet to be discharged upon a first instruction from at least one of the buttons.


Yet again, I feel compelled to note that I find it perplexing that my friends find my knife collection "cool," yet my penchant for firearms "creepy."
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Seriously. This is the funniest book ever written. This is the consensus of everyone I have ever lent/given/recommended it to.

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