RANDOM

[lapsedmodernist]

I have discovered The Randomizer!

GOOD TO KNOW
Apparently the American government is not a sustainable phase, and eventually it breaks like a fever

WHERE'S THAT, KAFKA?
the cliff where absolute relativism meets a giant cockroach

AS MY EX LIKED TO SAY, NOT FUNNY HA-HA, FUNNY THE OTHER KIND
Most bizarre among the plans was one for the development of an "aphrodisiac" chemical weapon that would be funny if the terrorists win

READING LIST FOR YOUR FOUR-YEAR OLD NIECE
Heart of Darkness! (or possibly Thumbelina)

MOST BIBLICAL SPECIES EVER
hmmmmm, but it's called a lion's dove

NO, IT DIDN'T, BUT MAYBE IT SHOULD HAVE
a cell phone that shoots bullets happened when I started dating my ex-boyfriend

TWO BIRDS, ONE STONE
to win the war on terror and Ayn Rand

SHKLOVSKY SEZ:
familiar categories are prancing sissies

UNDERSTANDABLE CONFUSION?
that's not a soccer ball, that's Billy Corgan

Comments

!!!!oneone

[apropos.livejournal.com]

anti-gay-marriage-argument with a fork. Serve topped with: fresh ground pepper, chopped pecans & sultanas. jubilee rice & sweet potato pancakes To leftover sweet potatoes, add cooked rice, an egg, some bread crumbs and pepper. Mix until combined and firm. Pat into patties and fry in oil, like burgers. Eat with hot sauce. Note: you can pierce easily with a chance in hell of swaying mainstream public opinion. This 'spectre' is apparently so scary that Canadian Muslim groups have had to come out and announce, "Don't worry, if gay marriage except for those who don't approve of it and do it

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[apropos.livejournal.com]

'meh' issue for me, I am saying is that, when it comes to sex and all its wildness, people who like sex don't have? No, please don't guess. They call it "excessive vaginal lubrication." A couple in Alberta is selling a product of the blood of the lamb . All

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[lapsedmodernist.livejournal.com]

awesome!

Re: !!!!oneone

[profundamente.livejournal.com]

too hott. that "excessive vaginal lubrication" thing was in heather mallick's globe and mail column, right ("is your woman too hot for you?")? i have been telling people about that, but i am not sure that they believe me - what is the name of that crazy product so that i can google and "prove" it?

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[apropos.livejournal.com]

AbsorbShun!

I love heather.

[mysteryjesse.livejournal.com]

Rio, that gets done it. Crap, though, has nothing to which is just me, playing with the same time. He talked about disaffectedness, to say. I think all day. Well, three people I only I should be a jump into her bring her bring her daughter. The girl at me to exist in the same, more comforting than it looks. I don't sell it. at it. Crap, though, should be a new hard drives, cd burner is for the house, and explained to adore the jukebox while reading the Flesh , which turned out that I'll be free. I'm sorry

[claudelemonde.livejournal.com]

discourse (one of the few methods LIT ON FIRE at 8am) that predicted. waterspouts *. waterspouts are badass, they are doing right. I guaran-ass-tee you they'll do more of it.

[twotoedsloth.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, that is so satisfying.


Then the snow started again, but then it turned to this stuff that was sort of between snow and hail, and I am to play an acoustic set (we jam strangely well together... almost... unnatural) while V paints in the jaws of a fantasy?

just for you

[tomorrow-devil.livejournal.com]

Heard a sound like snapping, very faintly. I did it. Constant, very banal confusion; "it's also therapy for me, a manly embrace." Words, as the experiential cipher. Let me "wow" you with my dad.

Re: just for you

[lapsedmodernist.livejournal.com]

I don't know about your dad, but you certainly wowed me with your grandpa!

[trochee.livejournal.com]

Hee hee. Markov chains are fun.

You know why it all went wrong? System X produces probabilities in logarithms of base 10, and system Y does it in LJ because it would stick to what Stephenson does well -- making 17th century science politics readable and interesting.

[congogirl.livejournal.com]

Now! Thus, slavery does not be considered statutory rape. Unfortunately, these events are 13, so they can lie—both sides have.

We caught fire was shocked by the rapacious white man.

By the way, what I am learning about here:/i>
Demobilisation and hooking my stuff, and imperialist cannibalism