Bush Attacked By Saddam's Scooter of Mass Destruction!

[lapsedmodernist]

The Shrub vs. The Scooter

The Scooter: 1
The Shrub: 0

Comments

[nuncstans.livejournal.com]

You have now proved that the scooter is more intelligent than the shrub. Interview me, nyaaaaaaaaaa.

[lapsedmodernist.livejournal.com]

okay, here are your 5 Qs:

1) Pick an episode/snippet of dialogue, representative sample of the minutae of your daily existence and narrate it in the genre of

a) naturalism
b) Ancient Greek play
c) Victorian angst
d) Surrealism
e) Russian anekdot

Which one is the most appropriate to the text of your life?

2) Which literary character would be the most compatible with you romantically?

3) You are commemorated on a Social Realist agit-prop style poster. What does the caption say?

4) Tyrannosaurus Rex vs. Oedipus Rex: who wins and why?

5) Arguably, Machiavelli said that it's better to be Nietzsched than Cupided (if power is metonymically linked to fear). Nietzsche argued for "amor fati." The Ecclesiastes promised to "show fear in a handful of dust." Using bastard calculus, explain the relationship between dust particles and Neo's gnosticism in Matrix: Reloaded in terms of the provided information.

[(Anonymous)]

what are the chances that this will make it into the campaign, along with pictures of soldiers dying after "Mission Accomplished"?

-mjm

minimum # of iraqi civilians killed: 5542
iraqbodycount.net