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theophile-maintained Fionn's twitter account:
Why am I all wrapped up? I think it must be because I am a present!
Maybe the outside is a kind of a refrigerator.
I am not happy on the inside. I am happy on the outside. I am happy on the top of a bus. Is that bad?
I do not know if you are talking about the white one or the red one. What I mean is: is it a tomato or a potato?
I will take you and I will put you into some darkness and I will leave you there forever.
But then I will come, too, and we will break it off. We will break off a piece of the darkness so that no dragons can come in with us.
I think sharks have sharp teeth because "sharp" almost sounds like "shark."
Now I am going to think about all the things that have sharp teeth. Like dragons, and monsters, and giants. And also some more monsters.
Now I am going to talk about all of the things that does have legs, and all of the things that doesn't have legs.
Like suns. Suns don't have legs, because they are suns.
Some other bees can say "buzz buzz." That is not the kind of bee I am.
But I don't have big ears up here like this, so I will just have to be a secret bear.
I just want you to do what I want. That is the only thing I want.
theophile-maintained Fionn's twitter account:Why am I all wrapped up? I think it must be because I am a present!
Maybe the outside is a kind of a refrigerator.
I am not happy on the inside. I am happy on the outside. I am happy on the top of a bus. Is that bad?
I do not know if you are talking about the white one or the red one. What I mean is: is it a tomato or a potato?
I will take you and I will put you into some darkness and I will leave you there forever.
But then I will come, too, and we will break it off. We will break off a piece of the darkness so that no dragons can come in with us.
I think sharks have sharp teeth because "sharp" almost sounds like "shark."
Now I am going to think about all the things that have sharp teeth. Like dragons, and monsters, and giants. And also some more monsters.
Now I am going to talk about all of the things that does have legs, and all of the things that doesn't have legs.
Like suns. Suns don't have legs, because they are suns.
Some other bees can say "buzz buzz." That is not the kind of bee I am.
But I don't have big ears up here like this, so I will just have to be a secret bear.
I just want you to do what I want. That is the only thing I want.
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