War Porn

[lapsedmodernist]

Everything on the news yesterday sounded like porn, war porn. Rumsfield saying that they had "deep, hard, broad" evidence of something or other, the TV anchors salivating as they said that missiles were "slamming" into Baghdad. Then there are the "hard penetrator missiles." I am not kidding. Google it if you don't believe me. Rumsfield just appeared on TV looking like an oiled has-been porn star. This is a war of dick sizes masquerading as the new crusades. I mean, yes, politcs is the proximate cause, despite presidential statements to the contrary ("Bush Says Iraqi War Not About Politics") somewhere, ontogenetically, somebody has a small prick and will make the rest of the world suffer for those missing inches.