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[lapsedmodernist]

So according to PNAC (Project for New American Century) blueprint, a monstrosity conceived and born to term by Cheney, Rumsfeld & Co, it makes sense that Iraq is going to be the Gateway country for war-all-the-time in the re-infrastructuring of the Middle East. You know, like mariujana is a gateway drug. Leading you to speed, heroin and LSD: the final frontier. Already the headlines are popping up like bad whack-the-mole (no, not Marx's mole!)-on-the-head props, planting seeds (like, you know, with weed) of the soon-to-follow Iran-developing-nukes conflict. Because Iran is one of those countries that is like a weed in the garden of US demonocracy, and I guess it too will deserve to go up in smoke, like weed/weeds does/do. And then? There are so many possibilities. There is CocaIndia. I mean, sure, it's a friend now, but so was Iraq once, yes it was, for all of you diachronically challenged out there, weed wiped out your memory, therefore weed is bad. Keep that in mind when the issue of Iran comes up. There is Saudi Arabia. It's like LSD. Well, it's got the letters S and D in its name, and L is for Leverage the US will be able to wield once it is firmly established in the Middle East. So, LSD is bad. Keep that in mind, remember it, your memory for such useful information will slowly stabilize once the evil weed is taken care of. Talk to your kids about drugs! Oh, okay! We'll do better. We'll deploy the MOTHER of all bombs after the PTA meeting (eh, PTA, UN, whatevah, they're all acronyms, aren't they?) proves to be expendable. And for the record, yes, I am aware that this entry is basically one huge heap of logical fallacies, metaphors, metonomyes, homonyms and mixed categories that implodes on itself. I have finally done it! I have finally been able to become a contributing member in the War UnLogic Production Machine. Really, if only it were performance art...it might make me want to cry less.

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nicole says:

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in related news, there is someone i know who i went to dinner with last night (person a) who up until recently had never met this other person that everyone i know knows (person b). person a was asked to be in a band by a friend of hers, who then recruited another band member...person b. and now they're in a band together. guess who. hint: unpleasantness has ensued. more hot-t-t gossip to come.