ANOTHER CAPTION CONTEST

[lapsedmodernist]

1.

2.

3.

Comments

[beginnersmind.livejournal.com]

"Suffer the little children to come unto me."
--Mark 10:14

[lapsedmodernist.livejournal.com]

bwahahaha

also one of my lj-friends made this after you posted the caption in the other entry:
http://pdanielson.livejournal.com/224964.html

[beginnersmind.livejournal.com]

Oh god, now I've got to mop tea out of my keyboard.

[rivertumbled.livejournal.com]

he eats the souls of tender lumplings.
he is a very bad man.

[vulgarlad.livejournal.com]

That third one looks so very, very dirty...I can't even bring myself to say what I'm thinking.

~the lad

[(Anonymous)]

3. Halloween came early on the campaign trail today as Republican Presidential candidate John McCain and an unidentified young girl scream in fear upon seeing each other, while Republican women laugh.

[fengi.livejournal.com]

"I'm bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in my belly."

[landoffools.livejournal.com]

"I will make them famous and you will know their names."

[pdanielson.livejournal.com]

For all three:

"UR DOIN IT WRONG"

[jones-casey.livejournal.com]

it doesn't fit your emo, & it's not a caption, but had you seen this:

[orpheusinhades.livejournal.com]

1: "Hey, the harder you squeeze him the more he cries!"
2: "No, you can't lick my baby. Get your own damn baby."
3: "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, MY FRIEEEEEEEENDDDDDSSSSS!!!"