I make a shitty 1930s wife!

[lapsedmodernist]

22 As a 1930s wife, I am Very Poor (Failure) Take the test!

However, I am a damn superior 1930s husband.

67 As a 1930s husband, I am Superior Take the test!

my favorite part is:

Puts her cold feet on husband at night to warm them.

this never occurred to me, and I suffer because my feet are cold constantly. Up till now I've just improvised hot water bottles, but this is a much better idea.

some runner-up favorites:

Sympathetic--likes children and unfortunates.

and

Writes on tablecloth with pencil.

Comments

[christophrawr.livejournal.com]

Puts her cold feet on husband at night to warm them.

From my unofficial study, the best girls:

1. Have cold feet/poor circulation.
2. Snore like lumberjacks.
3. Drive like it's going out of style (and it is).

This has been a special report.

[paperthinwalls.livejournal.com]

i only got a 26! clearly, we are inferior. ;)

[olamina.livejournal.com]

all i do is put my freezing feet on gregor. ha ha. i have a hot water bottle but sometimes i get lazy with it.

[isolt.livejournal.com]

I got a -14 as a wife, and a 75 as a husband.

Yikes.

[isolt.livejournal.com]

Also, I have a long history of using men as footwarmers. Their similar cold-footedness is the one thing that really sucks about dating girls.

[the-macnab.livejournal.com]

I only got a 40 as a husband! I can't decide what the hell that means.

[apropos.livejournal.com]

Man, warming my cold feet on the dude in my bed was one of the main things I learned when I started sleeping with guys. I probably mastered that way before I figured out hand jobs.

[nearly-there.livejournal.com]

I got a 28 on the wife quiz and a 75 on the husband one... When C took the husband quiz (he didn't sit still long enough for both) he got a 65. He claims that really only makes him a sexist pig, but I dunno, with so many women scoring higher...

Men are excellent foot-warmers. I have to sleep with socks when C's away!

[msmsgirl.livejournal.com]

[T.] is so hot-footed that his feel MUST be FREE while he sleeps, outside of the covers where I cannot use them for warmth, though I can sometimes manage to wedge one of my cold feet underneath his leg or something.

I got failing scores as a wife AND as a husband. I suppose this just means that I am beyond boorish and inconsiderate as a partner in a bi-gendered fashion.