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well, I woke up with the following page-from-a-book in my head, courtesy of Morpheus.

And I mean, it really seemed like a paragraph from a book, on a page, on paper, in my head. Half-adream, I thought, is this Tolkien? Then--no, there is no nudity in Tolkien,

anyway, it went like this:

Two hundred men were stripped of their clothes and sent out onto the road. But luck was with them, as they encountered a parade of dames, all clad in dresses made entirely out of silver coins. As the men tried to cover their shame, the dames laughed at them, merrily, then took pity of them and gave them some silver coins from their dresses. Then they all got married and lived happily ever after.

What does that mean?

I asked [livejournal.com profile] theophile what he thinks that means, and he said "it means that you are a spaz."

any alternative interpretations?

Also, my vegetarian and vegan lj friends, what do you think about a TOFURDUCKEN? you could employ tofu, seitan, and tempeh...

Date: 2006-11-23 07:46 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] cos
A toseitempen, then. Dressed in coins.

Date: 2006-11-23 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apropos.livejournal.com
Ok i am totally going to May Wah tomorrow and buying gluten-based chicken, duck, and beef, and assembling a BEEFUCKIN.

Date: 2006-11-24 03:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] remsaverem.livejournal.com
Were those 200 naked men beeping?

Date: 2006-11-24 04:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lapsedmodernist.livejournal.com
and fucking on a bar!

BEEP!

thanksgiving ain't thanksgiving without you :(

Date: 2006-11-28 12:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] orpheusinhades.livejournal.com
Sounds like your world includes men who are mystified and embarrassed by sparkly, exciting women... at least they all live happily ever after.

The weirdest thing about it is that there's no way for the story to really continue (you have an ending line) and there's not too much that could go at the front - in order for that to be an ending to something it has to be rather short, since the men meet and marry their mates all in the same paragraphs. It's sort of a pocket fairy-tale.

Date: 2006-11-28 09:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] congogirl.livejournal.com
I don't like tempeh, but what a good idea. Plenty of the spicy please.

Date: 2006-12-15 05:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ephemeraltoast.livejournal.com
tofurducken sounds like a torture device. I bet it tastes better than one however.

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