Caption Contest Time!

[lapsedmodernist]

And...GO!

Comments

[paracelsus.livejournal.com]

President's Fat Guy disguise fails to throw canny White House Press Corps questioner

I'd win if you knew that I sounded almost just like him:

[qp4.livejournal.com]

"Well fuck. Um, Dick? Karl?...?"

[tcpip.livejournal.com]

"Spit or swallow? You decide."

[blith.livejournal.com]

after reading about the children presedent bush gets that look on his face.. and thinks to him self.. " oh i just threw up a little in my mouth"

[boymaenad.livejournal.com]

I will just Hold My Breath until you guys shut up. Okay? I'm serious. I'm serious. No way, I'm serious, guys. Fuckers.

[polymorphic.livejournal.com]

"In 1992, my daddy threw up on the Prime Minister of Japan. Is the PM here? I don't like broccoli, either."

[la-chispa.livejournal.com]

You've all seen Russian Ark, right?

[dcart.livejournal.com]

"I still oppose legalizing this union."

[fengi.livejournal.com]

Uh-oh, reading that book done filled up his brain. Back up folks the Prez is about to blow, Scanner-style!

POP

He blowed up good.
He blowed up real good.

[redheadedmuse.livejournal.com]

*loud farting sounds*

[goddessspiral.livejournal.com]

Inside his head...

If I keep holding my breath ...all them mean people will finally agree that I'm right. It's my WAR dammit..*pout*

[bajatierra.livejournal.com]

Man, Helen's still not dead yet?

[(Anonymous)]

I am a bad president

[theophile.livejournal.com]

A++++

[lapsedmodernist.livejournal.com]

you win

[brooklyn-jak.livejournal.com]

"We will win the war in Iraq when monkeys fly out of my butt. So here goes. . ."

[kowboy.livejournal.com]

"Mahmoud Ahdmanji ... Mahmut Jumanji ... Mahmoud Ahmaaaaaaddd ... c'mon brain. I haven't asked you for much in a while. Don't leave me now."

[crisis-averted.livejournal.com]

Pppfffffthpthgphtht.....well fuck.
I think that's what he's thinking.
What a dipshit.

[cpt-fantastic.livejournal.com]

"Look guys, I can puff myself up like a giant turkey!...Guys?..."

or

*ominous music* Four years later...The Pretzel...returns!

or

*BURP!* "Those sure were some good Iraqis!" *chuckle*