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[lapsedmodernist]

Today, after infiltrating a lovely park in the twlight, annabelle and I made a disturbing discovery while scurrying back into cars and buildings and right angles...a chair leg! A solo chair leg in the middle of a plateau of grass. Clearly, this was a case of a chair gnawing its own leg off to escape the chair trap. It is of crucial importance to urge everyone to use humane chair traps for stray or wayward chairs.

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[landoffools.livejournal.com]

Leaking bean bags, chairs with their wheels lifted, the rare one-legged Luxembourgian Hopping Chairs -- the scope of the problem's worse than you think.