CAPTION CONTEST

[lapsedmodernist]

and...GO!

Comments

[claudelemonde.livejournal.com]

"....so i open this gift basket, right? and it's a SUMMER SAUSAGE? but it's THIS BIG?! and i think to myself, well, this brings a whole new meaning to the term 'friendly fire'."

[landoffools.livejournal.com]

Rumsfeld: Ehhh!

General: He's doin' Fonzie! This is great!

Rumsfeld: Ehhh!

[boobirdsfly.livejournal.com]

Mesdames, Messieurs, Les enfants...

[landoffools.livejournal.com]

Rumsfield: Zees is vat happens in Transylvania, no?

General: Ya, ya...

[whitegato.livejournal.com]

whats 30,000 people here or there?
everyone makes mistakes, relax a little!
i meant 20,000. could be 15.

[danschank.livejournal.com]

i was gonna make (more or less) the exact same joke! oh well...

[paracelsus.livejournal.com]

'I can finally reveal that the top secret DoD research subdivision codenamed "Solar Anus" has finally completed the Smarmy Grin project, allowing me to project the widening of my hideous rictus to these unprecedented proportions.'

Or:

... with a hideous shriek, the hunters leapt upon their unsuspecting prey!

[downward--dog.livejournal.com]

"No, for reals: Cheney is hung like a motherfuckin' elephant!"

[sui-generis.livejournal.com]

Shit Happens!

the sad thing about Rumsfeld is, his quotes pretty much write this caption themselves...

[theophile.livejournal.com]

and, really, invisible babies taste just as good.

re:

[(Anonymous)]

"mama! is that you back there? oh, my god! i told you not to surprise me like this! i'm working! oh, mama, i love you too! i love you, ma! everybody, that's my mother over there!"

[stanleylieber.livejournal.com]

Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld addresses a visiting delegation of Diebold executives in early November, 2004...

[yanatonage.livejournal.com]

"I'm a huge fucking dickweed and I suck at everything. I'm the biggest fucking douche munch ass bag fuck faced cock for brains shit muncher on the fucking planet and you should kick me in the fucking teeth. I really suck."

[theophile.livejournal.com]

I think that's absolutely beautiful, and if I were judging this contest you'd win in a heartbeat.

[kowboy.livejournal.com]

... and the mother-effing rod was this big! I mean I thought I'd seen some anal torture of prisoners before but those Bahrainians don't mess around. We should have sent them Howard Dean. Then you'd hear a Dean Scream.

[orpheusinhades.livejournal.com]

"I've got a war THIS BIG, and it's got Excedrin written all over it."

rummie, you're doin' a heckuva job!

[mjmj.livejournal.com]

"... and then i said to the corporal's widow, 'cut and run? oh my goodness, no! we'll be there so long we'll be able to send your son!'"