I don't deserve to be in the gene pool

[lapsedmodernist]

I just pinched my finger with a french baguette.

Comments

[bajatierra.livejournal.com]

BWAAAAA.

(I just added you, by the way. We run in some of the same vague circles, I think -- as in, Claude and Greg.)

[lapsedmodernist.livejournal.com]

added you back. Hi.

[her-whispers.livejournal.com]

tee-hee (no, i'm not laughing at your pain),

my sandwich attacked me yesterday and i did the same thing, only to the roof of my mouth!

perhaps the baguettes are conspiring?

M.

[trochee.livejournal.com]

hee hee. I've done that too -- there's a surprising springform tension in baguette bread, especially if it's a little bit old.

[twotoedsloth.livejournal.com]

And a FRENCH baguette, to boot!

[theophile.livejournal.com]

technically, it's a Freedom baguette.

[spawnsong.livejournal.com]

I've scraped the roof of my mouth quite badly with a baguette in the past, but i have no idea how one goes getting a finger pinched?!

[isolt.livejournal.com]

I was wondering about the same thing.

[lapsedmodernist.livejournal.com]

like trochee said above, there is a lot of tension in the baguette esp. if it is a day old or so. I was breaking off a piece of bread, and the baguette...snapped back? Anyway, it pinched me and it hurt.

[pirat-ponton.livejournal.com]

"don't deserve to be in the gene pool"?

I think you're being a little hard on yourself

if you're really worried about the gene pool, then at most, you shouldn't marry a baguette and have offspring with it (since the baguette seems to be the actual culprit here)

[lapsedmodernist.livejournal.com]

dude, I got pinched by a baguette.

I am fair about assigning blame where it is due. It is like the time when I cut my friend's hair in college, and I was drunk. And then she cried. But see, she was sober when she asked me, knowing that I was drunk. Whose fault was it?

[museumfreak.livejournal.com]

uhm, you totally made me have a bad thought about using old, hard baguettes as dildos.

and I'm a VISUAL anthropologist too!

*runs and screams in horror*

[spen-lit.livejournal.com]

You should tell me how that works ...

[lapsedmodernist.livejournal.com]

see my reply to spawnsong.

[klingrap.livejournal.com]

I think this is awesome. I would argue that nobody BUT you should be allowed in the gene pool.

[lapsedmodernist.livejournal.com]

thank you.

[seltix.livejournal.com]

i know i'm getting technical here, but... you got pinched by day-old bread?

-wait for it-

it sounds more like it was *fresh* to me!

[lapsedmodernist.livejournal.com]

you're fired.