dream divinatrix

well, I woke up with the following page-from-a-book in my head, courtesy of Morpheus.

And I mean, it really seemed like a paragraph from a book, on a page, on paper, in my head. Half-adream, I thought, is this Tolkien? Then--no, there is no nudity in Tolkien,

anyway, it went like this:

Two hundred men were stripped of their clothes and sent out onto the road. But luck was with them, as they encountered a parade of dames, all clad in dresses made entirely out of silver coins. As the men tried to cover their shame, the dames laughed at them, merrily, then took pity of them and gave them some silver coins from their dresses. Then they all got married and lived happily ever after.

What does that mean?

I asked theophile what he thinks that means, and he said "it means that you are a spaz."

any alternative interpretations?

Also, my vegetarian and vegan lj friends, what do you think about a TOFURDUCKEN? you could employ tofu, seitan, and tempeh...