Something for everyone, alphabetically

for alice_ayers
( Burlesque Fantastique )

for cataptromancer
( how's this? )

for saintpeg
( as promised during dinner on Friday )

for theodora
( things I like in the same way as each other )

for theophile
( my favorte excerpt from the RING-RING HELLO REALITY? SORRY, I AM ON THE OTHER LINE WITH INSANITY. CLICK! files )

for totalvirility
( from the Jimmy Fallon night )

also while packing I found the following upsetting photograph:

I have no idea who it is of, or what it is doing in my house. alice_ayers, who witnessed its uncovering, thoughtfully delivered the following caption to it:

It's like...if William Dafoe had a son...and that son went to...to...Wesleyan!

I hate my unconscious

Last night I had a dream about The Picture of Dorian Greyhound (dog).

And in the dream I was trying to remember if it had been a New Yorker cartoon.

And when I woke up I still couldn't remember if this had been an actual New Yorker cartoon, or if it just would be such a paint-by-numbers New Yorker cartoon that my unconscious processed it as such.