May. 5th, 2005

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Best Overheard in New York entry ever:

The subway doors open. A hobo enters, holding a bottle of windex in
one hand and a tube of toothpaste in the other. He says: Which is the
better time to read Dostyevsky? Winter?

He sprays the windex.

Hobo: Or Spring?

He squeezes toothpaste out of the tube.

Japanese girl: Spring!
Hobo: You are correct.

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