Oct. 12th, 2003

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1) Our house has wheels at the bottom, and it is relocating to Las Vegas as I am typing this. It's all part of our landlord's initiative to save on his "heating bill" and he is so broke because he spent all his money on installing the wheels. [livejournal.com profile] nuncstans and [livejournal.com profile] superchango inadvertently got trapped here when the relocation began. They would like to go home, but we are in the middle of Iowa now. We are going to bring Roy flowers.

2) I think people are often confused about how to relate to various symbolic objects or locations, so as, like, a symbolic shortcut, they pee on it. Like, the middle of America (in Iowa). or, according to [livejournal.com profile] superchangp, the heart of Argentina, in Cordova. It's like, "oh, what does this mean, what's my relationship to it, how does this relate to me, ahhhh, I'll pee on it." Obviously, boys more so than girls. Cuz, you know, of outdoors plumbing and such.

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