Jul. 6th, 2003

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last night i had a dream that [livejournal.com profile] nuncstans gave me, as a present, an edition of Borges' Labyrynths, illustrated by M.C.Escher.
i know that book does not exist, but it really, really should.

uh, for anyone who has not repressed/Orwelled the Niger fiasco (falsified documents presented by Powell, having to do with the Iraqi "nuclear threat") theck out this piece of Lies, Damned Lies and PNAC in response to Joseph Wilson's open letter/editorial in this Sunday's Times, about how he notified the CIA that there was no connection with Saddam.

also, The Shrub's I Dreamed of Africa itinerary is in.

He's bringing the 12 Days of Christmas, the Eleven days of September, the Ten Commandments, the Nine (top) reasons for bombing the shit out of Baghdad civilians, 8 inches of pure Sock stuffed in his pants, Seven leprechauns, Six, tattooed on his ass in between two other sixes, Five baggies of cocaine, Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, Three blind mice, Two brain cells, and his burning Self to South Africa, Botswana, Uganda and Nigeria. And, I think, Senegal, in keeping with visiting "the good countries" that aren't too much of this white man's burden.
Keep in mind, he is going to South Africa, but dissing Nelson Mandela, who spoke out against the war. Lucky Nelson Mandela. Apparently Bush mistakenes positive reward for negative reinforcement. Skinner would have no use for him. No one has any use for him. Bush is also not attending the African Union summit in Maputo, Mozambique, but that's probably for the best since in all probability, in lieu of correctly pronouncing the name of the place, and in a fit of his baseline, constantly manifested cultural dyslexia, Bush would just delightedly yelp "that's where that black Hawk went down!"

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