morning report

last night i had a dream that i was having one of my infrequent low blood pressure fainting spells and i was in los angeles and gwyneth paltrow took me to the emergency room and then hung out with me at her apartment. in the dream she had a tattoo in arabic on her left hand that she said everyone insisted on reading as hebrew.

odd.

my roof is leaking. again. soon i will be able to take showers without leaving my room. oh, the joys of ghetto williamsburg.