Yeah, I am.

[lapsedmodernist]

You are a Theory Slut. The true elite of the
postmodernists, you collect avant-garde
Indonesian hiphop compilations and eat journal
articles for breakfast. You positively live
for theory. It really doesn't matter what
kind, as long as the words are big and the
paragraph breaks few and far between.


What kind of postmodernist are you!?
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Comments

[spawnsong.livejournal.com]

dude, i totally want to bounce that girl...hahahahah....i don't know where the fuck that came from...

[never-the-less.livejournal.com]

I was waiting for you to post this result.

I was a tortured conceptual artist -- I'd post, but the quiz seems to be down. I don't really understand how they can categorize those tree-hugging activisty people as post-modern though. Isn't that about the most modern thing one can do these days? Or is there some level of awareness to this that pushes it to the other side?

[lapsedmodernist.livejournal.com]

yeah, i didn't get how they assigned that picture to that category either. tree-hugging hippies aren't pomos. hippies aren't even retro. hippies are just...hippies, and i saw too many of them in college.

[hadaly.livejournal.com]

I got gender Nazi. I am so not a gender Nazi. Whatever.

[mufflerman.livejournal.com]

I took the test and wound up the same as you, even though I did not answer, "Postmodernism began-" with "if you want to periodize, we're going to have to define our terms... are we talking historical, aesthetic or philsophical?", which, in my nightmares, is how you speak to me.

The UES vacumn girl I tutor said to me today, "What's eggnog?" Aftr explaining it to her she told me, "Oh, a goy drink."

Can we be friends?

[lapsedmodernist.livejournal.com]

ok. but only because it's hannukah.

[(Anonymous)]

You are a Cyberculture Floozie. The theoretical
aspects of postmodernism interest you only
insofar as they can be used to make cool blinky
things. You probably take psychedelics and
know at least one programming language (HTML
counts!). Other postmodernists call you a
corporate whore. They're probably just jealous
because you make more money than them.


(http://quizilla.com/users/qirin/quizzes/What%20kind%20of%20postmodernist%20are%20you!%3F/)


It's all true except the part about friends calling me a corporate whore because I make more money than them. I just bought a remote-control car, if that gives you any idea of how much I like cool blinky things.

C.Dubbleyoo

[vonnegutnut.livejournal.com]

first of all, i found your journal b/c youi're the first person on the list of interests "zizek."

second of all, when i first took the quiz i got gender nazi, which was quite disappointing, but after taking it many more times (after grassroots activist and deconstructionist weirdo) i finally got theory slut, which has the hottest picture.