anthrochica did laundry

[lapsedmodernist]

that's right! and also, on the way back from the laundromat, the ice cream/drug truck was belting out a tune that sounded suspiciously like the intro to Velvet Underground's "Sunday Morning." Need I say more?

Also, with any luck my freshdirect.com order ($50 of free groceries, no catch) should be arriving Monday afternoon. everybody living in manhattan (or in brooklyn but with a way to finagle a manhattan address onto their credit card should check it out b/f Sept. 1st b/c it's fucking awesome).

if i get motivated enough to eat or go out, i may, in fact, eat or go out.

here is my sitcom meme.

My LiveJournal Sitcom
anthrochica's Life (ABC, 10:30): anthrochica (Charlton Heston) misinterprets an email from never_the_less (Rena Sofer) and tries to get into the Met for free. That weekend, remsaverem (Jane Fonda) borrows lifenxcess (Errol Flynn)'s car to drive to the beach. On the other side of town, nuncstans (Alan Cumming) accidentally throws away fixxation (Billy Crystal)'s mailbox. At the same time, mystra (Garry Shandling) tries to seduce jasminedreame (Anna Paquin) at the doctor's office. That night, mysteryfood (Anthony LaPaglia) and tomorrow_devil (Uma Thurman) write a children's book. (Part 1 of 2.)
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

Comments

[constintina.livejournal.com]

from my own obsessive re-meme-ing (proper term? I have no idea) I already knew this, but let it be stated: I am so jealous of nuncstans. she better appreciate.

[totalvirility.livejournal.com]

I just realized they have really weird actors for a sitcom. Or, that is, the actors aren't weird enough. It should probably go more like Nuncstans (Tom Arnold) fights with Remsavareem (Judith Light) after Constintina (Reba McCentire) spills blood all over Klingrap(Ted Danson)'s bridal gown, causing Jasminedream (Raven Simone) to cast a dark spell on 3rdworldcinema (a puppet) that makes him turn into a snail (Chloris Leachman) that portends the coming of the Divine One, totalvirility (Gael Garcia Bernal). Makes more sense, right?

[(Anonymous)]

jane fonda? ha ha ha! maybe you're expecting a big change in boulder...

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