My new favorite website

I knew about Left Behind for kids but somehow I missed the FEMA for kids website. Meet Herman, the spokescrap for the site! (And obviously a genetically mutated offspring of Bert the Turtle from everyone's favorite cold war classic "Duck & Cover"). You can play the government's apocalyptic variation on Rock Paper Scissors. Also it says "concentration GAME" over at the right. I know, what with the small print I also thought it was "concentraion CAMP." Oh yeah, and if any of you end up ordering the freaking WORLD TRADE CENTER COLORING BOOK please do let me know how it is. Bonus? An exegesis of earthquakes in the Turtle Tale: A Native American Legend (TM), which actually dovetails quite nicely with Clifford Geertz's theory about "turtles all the way down."

Also you could buy this! Just kidding, that one's not from FEMA. But it could be!

[On Edit: that was supposed to be spokescrab but I like my Freudian slip so much I will leave it in. I also think it would be funny if the FEMA website had a spokescrap for real, like the Christmas Turd on South Park]