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Pnts got me a present!
(The back side says Schrodenger's Cat is Not Dead, but I was not able to contort myself sufficiently to take a photo of my own back)
And now this meme that's going around like a flu on a cruiseship
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Veronica
2. Nica
3. Belle (but only for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
totalvirility)
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. anthrochica
2. lafemmnica
3. belle amick
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Infinite capacity for abstract thought
2. I can usually make my ethics trump my fears
3. My hands
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. A proclivity for pessimistic anxiety
2. Difficulty trusting people
3. Incapacity to think outside of binaries
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Jewish
2. Tatar
That 's it, folks. Like Cher, I am a half-breed.
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. the neocon apocalypse in progress
2. flying
3. being along in the dark
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. coffee
2. when I am in New York my Metrocard
3. the beaten silver ring I always wear
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. red plaid PJ bottoms
2. soft brown T-shirt that says Gramercy Soccer that I got at the Buffalo Exchange (they didn't smile at me there! And it felt like home, a.k.a. Beacon's Closet!)
3. mismatched socks, as usual
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS (at the moment):
1. Immortal Technique
2. Luna
3. I am going through a Nick Drake phase again
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (at the moment):
1. Immortal Technique--"Leaving the Past"
2. Britta Phillips--"Knives from Bavaria"
3. Luna--"The Owl & The Pussycat"
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
I have no idea how to answer that question. If there was something I wanted to try, I would try it now.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP
1. Loyalty
2. Partner in crime and adventures
3. Somebody whose politics are similar to mine
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
1. I once had to bury a dead deer.
2. In Guatemala I had to threaten a drunk guy with a knife so that he would leave me alone
3. During a summer I was spending in England I once got so drunk that I couldn't figure out where the hell my hostel was and ended up passing out for the night on a park bench.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Long, lean body (taller than me)
2. Muscular arms
3. Large hands
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Tequila shots (or in general Tequila ingenstion in any form)
2. Put my keys in one place where I will be later able to locate them with ease
3. Talk about sex in Russian
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. smoking and people-watching withtotalvirility on stoops in the East Village at night. If it's summer we eat hazelnut gelatto. We call it "perching."
2. Running around with my old time-zero Polaroid camera
3. Watching insipid TV over AIM with Pnts
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
I want the coffee to make itself and then levitate to me and then I want to drink it. Until then I can't really master a trifecta.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
I think I am already doing some variation on what I will probably be doing for the rest of my life (Mad Max-style apocalypse notwithstanding, in which case it might be more, like, hunger/gatherer/mutant-fighter)
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Morocco
2. Kenya
3. The South Pole
THREE KID'S NAMES:
Instead of answering this question, I think it would be far more interesting to relate a conversation on the subject that transpired between myself andtotalvirility and Donna Martin's Boyfriend senior year of college while we were hanging out on the steps of the Student Union. totalvirility was stoned off his gourd and started screaming that he was going to name his kid Tinky-Winky and give him the middle name Dolsky. NB: totalvirility's last name rhymes with Dolsky. Then, in another flash of epiphany, he announced that no, in fact he would name his child ! As in !Kung (and for those of you who didn't read Nisa in Anthro 101 or saw The Gods Must Be Crazy, ! is pronounced with a click of the tongue) and the child's middle name would be...and here he clapped his hands once. So the child's presumed name would be ! [clap] Rhymes With Dolsky. This organically evolved into an argument about whether the child in question would be acquitted of patricide (I maintained that it would).
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Again, I really don't think like that, it's like that 12 months question.
THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY
1. Fondness for knives and guns (and by the way I think it's weird that my friends find my knife collection "cool" yet are disturbed/grossed out by the fact that I like to shoot guns).
2. In arguments with my boyfriends I am "the logical one"
3. As far as hard liqour goes I only drink whiskey on the rocks
THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK
1. I read Cosmo every month. And Jane.
2. I am afraid of rats
3. I really like pink and sparkly things
THREE CELEB CRUSHES
1. Angelina Jolie
2. Gael Garcia Bernal (also see how I am an incompetent starfucker)
3. Owen Wilson
THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
1. Pnts
2.apropos
3.claudelemonde
[On Edit: People should actually have to guess which are the two truths, and which is a lie! So, guess!]
(The back side says Schrodenger's Cat is Not Dead, but I was not able to contort myself sufficiently to take a photo of my own back)
And now this meme that's going around like a flu on a cruiseship
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Veronica
2. Nica
3. Belle (but only for
totalvirility)THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. anthrochica
2. lafemmnica
3. belle amick
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Infinite capacity for abstract thought
2. I can usually make my ethics trump my fears
3. My hands
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. A proclivity for pessimistic anxiety
2. Difficulty trusting people
3. Incapacity to think outside of binaries
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Jewish
2. Tatar
That 's it, folks. Like Cher, I am a half-breed.
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. the neocon apocalypse in progress
2. flying
3. being along in the dark
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. coffee
2. when I am in New York my Metrocard
3. the beaten silver ring I always wear
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. red plaid PJ bottoms
2. soft brown T-shirt that says Gramercy Soccer that I got at the Buffalo Exchange (they didn't smile at me there! And it felt like home, a.k.a. Beacon's Closet!)
3. mismatched socks, as usual
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS (at the moment):
1. Immortal Technique
2. Luna
3. I am going through a Nick Drake phase again
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (at the moment):
1. Immortal Technique--"Leaving the Past"
2. Britta Phillips--"Knives from Bavaria"
3. Luna--"The Owl & The Pussycat"
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
I have no idea how to answer that question. If there was something I wanted to try, I would try it now.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP
1. Loyalty
2. Partner in crime and adventures
3. Somebody whose politics are similar to mine
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
1. I once had to bury a dead deer.
2. In Guatemala I had to threaten a drunk guy with a knife so that he would leave me alone
3. During a summer I was spending in England I once got so drunk that I couldn't figure out where the hell my hostel was and ended up passing out for the night on a park bench.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Long, lean body (taller than me)
2. Muscular arms
3. Large hands
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Tequila shots (or in general Tequila ingenstion in any form)
2. Put my keys in one place where I will be later able to locate them with ease
3. Talk about sex in Russian
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. smoking and people-watching with
totalvirility on stoops in the East Village at night. If it's summer we eat hazelnut gelatto. We call it "perching."2. Running around with my old time-zero Polaroid camera
3. Watching insipid TV over AIM with Pnts
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
I want the coffee to make itself and then levitate to me and then I want to drink it. Until then I can't really master a trifecta.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
I think I am already doing some variation on what I will probably be doing for the rest of my life (Mad Max-style apocalypse notwithstanding, in which case it might be more, like, hunger/gatherer/mutant-fighter)
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Morocco
2. Kenya
3. The South Pole
THREE KID'S NAMES:
Instead of answering this question, I think it would be far more interesting to relate a conversation on the subject that transpired between myself and
totalvirility and Donna Martin's Boyfriend senior year of college while we were hanging out on the steps of the Student Union. totalvirility was stoned off his gourd and started screaming that he was going to name his kid Tinky-Winky and give him the middle name Dolsky. NB: totalvirility's last name rhymes with Dolsky. Then, in another flash of epiphany, he announced that no, in fact he would name his child ! As in !Kung (and for those of you who didn't read Nisa in Anthro 101 or saw The Gods Must Be Crazy, ! is pronounced with a click of the tongue) and the child's middle name would be...and here he clapped his hands once. So the child's presumed name would be ! [clap] Rhymes With Dolsky. This organically evolved into an argument about whether the child in question would be acquitted of patricide (I maintained that it would).THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Again, I really don't think like that, it's like that 12 months question.
THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY
1. Fondness for knives and guns (and by the way I think it's weird that my friends find my knife collection "cool" yet are disturbed/grossed out by the fact that I like to shoot guns).
2. In arguments with my boyfriends I am "the logical one"
3. As far as hard liqour goes I only drink whiskey on the rocks
THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK
1. I read Cosmo every month. And Jane.
2. I am afraid of rats
3. I really like pink and sparkly things
THREE CELEB CRUSHES
1. Angelina Jolie
2. Gael Garcia Bernal (also see how I am an incompetent starfucker)
3. Owen Wilson
THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
1. Pnts
2.
apropos3.
claudelemonde[On Edit: People should actually have to guess which are the two truths, and which is a lie! So, guess!]
