I need a favor

Can somebody please tape SNL tomorrow night for me? My Boyfriend Eminem will be on it, and it's the last SNL before elections, and even though 80% of the time it sucks, I still want to watch it. So if someone would be so kind as to tape it for me and send it to me in SF where I will be shortly I will appreciate and reward such behavior with a present in addition to reimbursing you for the costs of the videotape and postage. Uh, also if you feel inspired to tape the Nov. 2nd Daily Show as a bonus, that would be awesome.