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For fuck's sake, our administration is a bunch of compulsive liars. The pilot spotting Air Force One mid-flight story was fake, and apparently so was the turkey "served" by The Shrub during his jaunt to Baghdad. And incidentally he kept implying all over the press that he was piloting Air Force One by throwing out otherwise inexplicable soundbites like "I was prepared to turn that baby around." I mean, it's pretty obvious that he just wants to be Harrison Ford in Air Force One real bad, and "Orceo" will be the mystery tape a la "Zardoz" in the dystopia scheduled in lieu of the November elections.

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My father just called me to tell me the following three Russian jokes:

1. In Pompeii, they also lived happily and died in the same day.

2. Her two eyes gazed tenderly at each other.

3. "Every time I keep telling you to come tomorrow, and you keep coming today."