hello, reality? sorry, i am on the other line with absurdity! *click*

I was feeling all warm towards AOL two days ago, cuz their "front page" story was about dissatisfied soldiers in Iraq and how one soldier even made his own "Most Wanted" card deck, putting on it Cheney, Rumsfield and Bush, among others, which I thought was rad.

This has been a big week for news, and I will write more about it later, but first I would like to share with you, gentle readers, AOL's combo poll of the day (today). what the fuck??

What do you think of shooting nude women with paintballs?

45% It's disturbing and exploitative 60,569
29% It sounds fun 38,990
26% It's not my cup of tea, but it doesn't bother me 34,200
Total votes: 133,759



Which phrase would turn up most on a cat translator?

41% "Sigh... you humans are so beneath me" 49,073
25% "Where's my chow?" 30,070
18% "Hey how 'bout a quick scratch on the chin?" 21,994
16% "I love you" 18,970
Total votes: 120,10