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yet another insane weekend.
seriously, why is my life so insane? this weird shit does not happen to other people. the evening started with drinking bloody marys at the odessa while an old guy at the table behind us pulled out a huge KNIFE and started scratching the table with it, almost like whittling, all the while whistling. he terrified the waiter. then the evening went downhill from there.
the bartender at the bar we were at after hours got his elbow dislocated in the arm-wrestling (yeah, great idea, on a wet bar) match started by the retarded boys, and had to go to the hospital. the only two songs that the juke box kept playing all night was "we built this city on rock-n-roll" and "jesse's girl" which is a whole other story. then there was a story about a big fish that went nowhere.
quote number one of the weekend: (thankfully, not uttered by anyone close to me):
"i was going to go to the WEF protest, but i was too fucked up on heroin."
quote number two of the weekend:
"i wanted to kiss you since before the bartender's elbow got broken"
my friends are great, but their friends are less so.
seriously, why is my life so insane? this weird shit does not happen to other people. the evening started with drinking bloody marys at the odessa while an old guy at the table behind us pulled out a huge KNIFE and started scratching the table with it, almost like whittling, all the while whistling. he terrified the waiter. then the evening went downhill from there.
the bartender at the bar we were at after hours got his elbow dislocated in the arm-wrestling (yeah, great idea, on a wet bar) match started by the retarded boys, and had to go to the hospital. the only two songs that the juke box kept playing all night was "we built this city on rock-n-roll" and "jesse's girl" which is a whole other story. then there was a story about a big fish that went nowhere.
quote number one of the weekend: (thankfully, not uttered by anyone close to me):
"i was going to go to the WEF protest, but i was too fucked up on heroin."
quote number two of the weekend:
"i wanted to kiss you since before the bartender's elbow got broken"
my friends are great, but their friends are less so.
